Maybe it was those Keebler elf cookies to blame, maybe reading the apocalyptic Book of Daniel, but I had a weird dream last night. Not scary (although it may be for some), just strange.

I was minding my own business, eating at a small cafe, when I happen to notice someone else eating at a nearby table: George W. Bush. "Wow, an ex-president!" I think to myself, and hop in the small line of 5 or so people that somehow appeared. The line isn't moving at all, so as I wait, I gaze out of the window and think of what I want to say.

But a mob of people is coming around the corner. As they get closer, I notice they are all WHOOPIE GOLDBERG . It's not an angry mob, just all these Whoopies filling up the whole street chatting amongst each other. But they are all dressed differently. One is dressed up as Sarah Palin, another in regular Whoopie attire, another is trying to ride her unicycle, but falls down.

Like I said, strange dream. If anyone wants to play Daniel, and try to uncover some hidden meaning, go right on ahead.